That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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