I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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