I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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