You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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