she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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