Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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