So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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