No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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