any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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