you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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