I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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