so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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