I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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