maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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