It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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