god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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