Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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