I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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