I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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