and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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