he wants to bone in the snuggie
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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