either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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