i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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