Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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