would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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