did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
i believe in u and ur pee
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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