Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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