Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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