super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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