I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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