i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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