where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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