I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Its about making memories worth repressing
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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