Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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