I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
