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• (208): View more from Idaho

  She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.

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• (818): View more from California

  At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.

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• (707): View more from California

  It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"

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• (718): View more from New York

  Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.

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