You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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