Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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