I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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