she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
