never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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