You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Also, beer. Big fan.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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