Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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