I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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