Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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