I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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