I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
