Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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