Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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