So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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