Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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