so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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