Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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