I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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